You ever get a rejection email so polite that you almost want to say thank you?
Because that happened to me in my 3rd semester.
I applied for an internship with the confidence of someone who had no idea what they were doing.
Spent hours tweaking my resume like it was the key to world peace.
Wrote a cover letter so dramatic it could’ve been a movie script.
Hit submit and thought, “This is it. I’m getting the call.”
Then… silence.
One week.
Two weeks.
Nothing.
I moved on with my life.
New semester. New stress. New assignments.
Then out of nowhere — ding! — an email lands in my inbox.
“After careful consideration…”
Bro. Careful?
It’s been 20 days. ( Even Savana sent my order !)
You didn’t consider me. You rediscovered me.
And the rest of the email? Pure comedy gold.
“Your profile was very impressive.”
“We were amazed by your enthusiasm.”
“Unfortunately, we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates.”
So you’re telling me I was amazing… just not amazing enough.
The email was so kind, I didn’t even feel rejected.
I felt like I’d just been politely escorted out of the opportunity.
Honestly, rejection emails are written so beautifully that sometimes I read them twice — once to feel sad, and once to admire the vocabulary.
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