My phone should honestly come with a “TIME TRAVEL WARNING.”
I picked it up for “2 minutes,” and somehow I woke up 1 hour later wondering what year it was.
Last night was peak comedy.
I had my PDFs open.
Exam next day.
Brain ready.
Mind focused.
Student mode ON.
Then I checked my phone at 10 pm… just to see my post reach.
Just one quick peek.
Nothing serious.
Nothing dangerous.
And then the devil whispered: “Scroll kar.”
I listened.
And boom.
One whole hour gone.
Not slowly.
Not gradually.
Instantly.
LinkedIn feed suddenly felt like Netflix Season 5.
→ One moment I’m reading a post about discipline.
→ Next moment a guy is explaining how waking up at 4:01 am changed his DNA.
→ Then someone is giving career advice while standing in a parking lot.
Meanwhile my PDFs were on my screen like: “padh le bhai ab….”
I swear they were offended.
And the worst part?
I didn’t even remember why I picked up my phone.
Just pure doomscrolling madness.
National-level scrolling.
But let’s be real…
We all do this.
Every.
Single.
Day.
We tell ourselves “bas 2 minutes.”
And then we disappear like a magic trick.
Be honest.
How long were YOUR “2 minutes” today?
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22 days ago
Your bit about '2 minutes' vanishing hit home 😂, I’ve lost hours too... anchoring phone checks to tasks helped me... what trigger helps you break the scroll loop 📱?